just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
