help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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