Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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