she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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