So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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