Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Your dad touched me again.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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