What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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