He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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