Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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