If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
What a fucking waste of an outfit
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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