okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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