Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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