I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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