3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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