Bisexual people are plain selfish.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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