Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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