i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
and you said cock pushups were impossible
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
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