your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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