let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
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