The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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