If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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