Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
Randomize
