you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize
