Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
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