Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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