I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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