Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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