Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
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