if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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