all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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