I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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