I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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