Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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