If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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