are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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