it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
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