I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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