I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
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