have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
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