we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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