used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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