is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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