I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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