now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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