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In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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