It's like God shit irony all over that family
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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