The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
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