Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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