oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
When did we convert life to cartoon?
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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