I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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