Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
there is puke in my bra ... again
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