This girl is more easily done than said...
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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