They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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