Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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